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Market Folly: Bernie Madoff Rap Spoof Video

  • Lyricist · 9 months ago
    Earn 1% a month, that's off the hizzo
    You were all my bizzos
    I'm a stick-up geezer yo!
    You thought I had vol on lockdown?
    Welcome, to Ponzi-town
    Pigs get slaughtered, clown
    I mailed you this ghetto statement
    You caught the vapors
    You wired more paper
    Every day open the Journal
    And read about my little caper
    Dynastic wealth's now eating Chuck E. Cheese
    Hamptons summer? Truffles? Please.
    Only if it's you driving the Jitney
    Ya might wanna trim down that check to the Whitney
    Worth Ave. was up in this bitch
    To store brand soup you gotsta switch
    Go consign those Stubbs and Wootton
    It's DSW now, splurge at Payless, son

    Your daughter rides horses? Sorry bro
    Heli to work? That's over fo sho
    Yeah, I wiled out - up in some foundations
    Hey disadvantaged, congratulations
    You just learned a scam better than the two & twenty hustle
    Park Ave. lawyers will get me out of this tussle
    An S&P basket with puts and buy writes
    Yah, theoretically that might
    Work if you're kinda retarded
    But please don't get me started
    I'm a market maker
    A wealth faker
    I've made investing in these banks look a hell of a lot safer
    G'z up, Dow's down
    Dropping bows on portfolios
    If ya gotta one dollar bill throw your hands up
    Fuck it, you can throw 'em up anyway
    It's on me