Re: Bernie Madoff Rap Spoof Video

Lyricist — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:48:00 -0000

Earn 1% a month, that's off the hizzo
You were all my bizzos
I'm a stick-up geezer yo!
You thought I had vol on lockdown?
Welcome, to Ponzi-town
Pigs get slaughtered, clown
I mailed you this ghetto statement
You caught the vapors
You wired more paper
Every day open the Journal
And read about my little caper
Dynastic wealth's now eating Chuck E. Cheese
Hamptons summer? Truffles? Please.
Only if it's you driving the Jitney
Ya might wanna trim down that check to the Whitney
Worth Ave. was up in this bitch
To store brand soup you gotsta switch
Go consign those Stubbs and Wootton
It's DSW now, splurge at Payless, son

Your daughter rides horses? Sorry bro
Heli to work? That's over fo sho
Yeah, I wiled out - up in some foundations
Hey disadvantaged, congratulations
You just learned a scam better than the two & twenty hustle
Park Ave. lawyers will get me out of this tussle
An S&P basket with puts and buy writes
Yah, theoretically that might
Work if you're kinda retarded
But please don't get me started
I'm a market maker
A wealth faker
I've made investing in these banks look a hell of a lot safer
G'z up, Dow's down
Dropping bows on portfolios
If ya gotta one dollar bill throw your hands up
Fuck it, you can throw 'em up anyway
It's on me

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